Sasha*Shocktart



“Product May Contain Nuts or Traces of Nuts”

Label on my Peanut Butter jar.

(via dirtylittlestylewhore)

Turquoise fingernails: yes!

(via dirtylittlestylewhore)

Turquoise fingernails: yes!

Reblogged from foreverla
sashya-k:

foreverla:

A two-handed dunk from Farmar made point 25,183 to surpass Jerry West and take the #1 spot as the all-time leading scorer in Lakers history, Kobe Bryant.


myyyyy mannnn

sashya-k:

foreverla:

A two-handed dunk from Farmar made point 25,183 to surpass Jerry West and take the #1 spot as the all-time leading scorer in Lakers history, Kobe Bryant.

myyyyy mannnn

Reblogged from formerlyoutpour-deactivated2011
yellowtulip:

unflinchingly:

marylou | fuckyeahtvpicspam:

SUN: Hey Sawyer, how’s your book?SAWYER: Predictable. Not nearly enough sex.

yellowtulip:

unflinchingly:

maryloufuckyeahtvpicspam:

SUN: Hey Sawyer, how’s your book?
SAWYER: Predictable. Not nearly enough sex.

Reblogged from mascarah
Thank you to my wife for wearing that dress. And thank you to my mother for making sure the right doors were always open. Michael C. Hall, SAG Awards (via mascarah)
Reblogged from makelatkesnotwar

There is no way that tomorrow…

makelatkesnotwar:

… I will wake up feelin like P Diddy.

But tonight was awesome.

second that

Reblogged from southfacing-deactivated20110108

Whilst in a Harley Street bookshop today...

  • Posh man: Do you do stock *enter pretentious existential sounding book title*?
  • Seller: I shall go and check for you straight away!!!
  • Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: Ohhhh I looooove that book, have you read *enter even more pretentious existential sounding book title*?
  • Posh man: No I haven't, but I hear it's very good.
  • Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: My, that is a lot of books you have there...
  • Posh man: Oh they aren't for me; it's for someone in prison.
  • Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: Oh *flustered*, escapism I suppose...
  • Posh man: No, not really.
Reblogged from makelatkesnotwar

If I plan on getting Shalala’d tonight…

makelatkesnotwar:

can I just take the advil now in preparation for tomorrow morning?

Shalala’d!! Stonington jargon at work wootwoot!

Aboutttt Ready…

For this “exams” thing to be over… one more to go!

Also, have had a stomachache since stupid midnight breakfast last night. Knew it wasn’t going to be worth it.

Reblogged from rulesformyunbornson
rulesformyunbornson:

Souvenir.

… :( someone could’ve at least made me my lion coat out of this tragedy

rulesformyunbornson:

Souvenir.

… :( someone could’ve at least made me my lion coat out of this tragedy