February 2010
4 posts
"Product May Contain Nuts or Traces of Nuts"
Label on my Peanut Butter jar.
January 2010
4 posts
Thank you to my wife for wearing that dress. And thank you to my mother for...
– Michael C. Hall, SAG Awards (via mascarah)
There is no way that tomorrow...
makelatkesnotwar:
… I will wake up feelin like P Diddy.
But tonight was awesome.
second that
Whilst in a Harley Street bookshop today...
Posh man: Do you do stock *enter pretentious existential sounding book title*?
Seller: I shall go and check for you straight away!!!
Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: Ohhhh I looooove that book, have you read *enter even more pretentious existential sounding book title*?
Posh man: No I haven't, but I hear it's very good.
Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: My, that is a lot of books you have there...
Posh man: Oh they aren't for me; it's for someone in prison.
Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: Oh *flustered*, escapism I suppose...
Posh man: No, not really.
If I plan on getting Shalala'd tonight...
makelatkesnotwar:
can I just take the advil now in preparation for tomorrow morning?
Shalala’d!! Stonington jargon at work wootwoot!
December 2009
20 posts
Aboutttt Ready...
For this “exams” thing to be over… one more to go!
Also, have had a stomachache since stupid midnight breakfast last night. Knew it wasn’t going to be worth it.
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(See post from December 9th) Been doing my 5 sets of 5 reps of 5 seconds!… And, been feelin’ it.
New Years Resolution: To get back to a point where I’m proud of myself for running 8 miles, not 3.5. Also, to find a good, affordable yoga studio up here on the West Side.
My roommate...
Asked me about my family, since they haven’t really had the opportunity to talk much yet. I described my dad with a simple anecdote:
“When we travel on airplanes, he puts on a really old pair of headphones and leads the cord into his shirt pocket. Unbeknownst to everyone else, there is no iPod or mp3 player connected to the headphones; he simply doesn’t want people to talk to...
Probs...
not sleeping too much tonight.
I “StumbledUpon” this just now:
“This piece was presented as Kurt Vonnegut’s commencement address at MIT in 1997. It’s great stuff, but apparently it wasn’t written or delivered by Vonnegut. It’s still a beautiful piece…(click link to read)
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1kuILP/www.scripting.com/specials/vonnegutMIT.html”
In the latest...
Ohhh, lawyers... →
In the mood to...
BUY, BUY, BUY. Need monies.
Also, today is Mama and Papa Jacc’s 21st wedding anniversary. Yay for them!
November 2009
40 posts
Best place for an ad to catch a women’s eye on a mirror.
– Ulysses
Those girls, those girls, those lovely seaside girls.
– James Joyce
A defect is ten times worse in a woman. But makes them polite.
– Joyceie
The old love was waiting, waiting with little white hands stretched out, with...
– James Joyce, Ulysses
There’s no one as blind as the fellow that won’t see.
– J-j-j-joyceee
Some people,’ says Bloom, ‘can see the mote in others’ eyes...
– Joyce
Ireland sober is Ireland free.
– Joyce
Sheila, my own.
– James Joyce Ulysses
A powerful current of warm breath issued at regular intervals from the profound...
– James Joyce Ulysses
All the same, that one day should follow another; Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,...
– Mrs. Dalloway, Virginia Woolf
The poor cannot always reach those whom they want to love, and they can hardly...
– Howard’s End, EM Forster
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