Sasha*Shocktart

Whilst in a Harley Street bookshop today...

• Posh man: Do you do stock *enter pretentious existential sounding book title*?
• Seller: I shall go and check for you straight away!!!
• Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: Ohhhh I looooove that book, have you read *enter even more pretentious existential sounding book title*?
• Posh man: No I haven't, but I hear it's very good.
• Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: My, that is a lot of books you have there...
• Posh man: Oh they aren't for me; it's for someone in prison.
• Posh lady sitting down with no affiliation to posh man other than being posh: Oh *flustered*, escapism I suppose...
• Posh man: No, not really.